A friend of mine came back to town for a week, after being away for a month+ of working out of town, she likes to party so of coarse we had to go hard while she was in town. Roosters, this country club out in little ol' maple ridge. Boy do the people there know how to party. We went on a Wednesday, and im sure youre thinking, who the fuck parties on a Wednesday, well we do. In my opinion hump day is the best day to hit up roosters, 20 delicious chicken wings for a loonie, 5.25 TRIPLE paralyzers (which will be the death of me every Wednesday) and best of all topless bull-riding, who doesn't love boobies on a bull. She got up on the bull, twice; I sat out this round.
Anyways, im young. These nights are what I love right now, and when I get older I want to be able to tell my kids, "Yes, mommy knew how to get crunk" Judge all you want, say I should be more focused on other things, which yes I agree are important, but if I died tomorrow, I would be more than thrilled to I fist pumped and jagger bombed my way here, with a million and one great memories, and probably a million more that are kind of blurry from the mickey of vodka I slammed before we left. Its fun for me, everyone has there preferences, I just prefer mine chased with er'DRANK. (energy drink, for those who arent me or my boyfriend.)
-and she lived happily ever after...
Amanda

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